Quotations and thoughts by Alan Jay Weiner



If I'd known it would be so much work, I never would've gotten cancer.
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Red Sox? Yankees? No, cancer sucks!
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Red Sox? Yankees? No, cancer stinks!
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How about a war on Cancer, instead of a war on people?
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How about a war on Diabetes, instead of a war on people?
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How about a war on Alzheimers, instead of a war on people?
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How about a war on Autism, instead of a war on people?
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How about a war on Lupus, instead of a war on people?
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How about a war on AIDS, instead of a war on people?
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How about a war on Epilepsy, instead of a war on people?
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How about a war on Fibromyalgia, instead of a war on people?
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Yes I'm a spy
oh, dear - now I have to kill you 
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Yes I'm a spy
wanna go on an undercover mission?
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Sure it works in practice,
but will it work in theory?
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